Toast of the Day Daily Feature 03/07/08

Toast of the Day

Stupid People and their Subprime Mortgages

http://bigpicture.typepad.com/comments/2008/02/how-subprime-re.html

“Whut chu talkin’ bout? I can git me won of them big howses like they got on the TV?” “Know moniy down? Evin workn at the Walsmarts I can?” “Shooooot….ok…..I wont won of them pulls two…so me and the kids can go swiming any time we wont to.” “Shure, role it into that lone…my paymint wont go up for yeers.”  

Here is your sign….more like…here is your eviction notice. Now get out. All subprime idiots can meet for soup at the homeless shelter. How did any of that sound like a good idea to these people? The great thing about people, they give the Rooster an opportunity to not feel so bad about the future. All I have to do is look around and I know that I ain’t got it so bad after all. If only my Iraqi Dinars would ever be worth more than toilet paper.

~ by Running Rooster on March 7, 2008.