Toast of the Day 04/10/08

2008 Olympics Beijing China

http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/04/03/europe/3turkey-torch.php

 

(Pictured Below: 
The Gold Medal Chinese
“Smash Your Head Into The Floor For 
Information You Capitalist Dog” 
Olympic Team 

With a civil rights record equal to that of such international goodwill ambassadors such as the Nazi’s, Khmer Rouge, Hutu’s, Serbs and the KGB, China is now hosting the 2008 Summer Olympics. This year should prove to be the most interesting of all with a slew of additional sporting events added by the People’s Republic. The 200M Tunnel For Your Freedom and T-shirt Sewing Sweatshop Marthon are sure to add a much needed spark to the Track and Field events. It is important to note that as new events have been added, certain modifications to current competitions have been implemented to enhance the sporting appeal. Such variations include the 400M Baton In Your Face Relay pictured below.

(If I disappear after this blog is posted, you know who did it!)

~ by Running Rooster on April 10, 2008.