I think I have seen it all now…

http://medicaladoptions.com/index.php

You know when you watch a science fiction movie and it depicts a future that seems so bizarre you wouldn’t ever think it possible? Well…HELLO FUTURE!

Exerpts from this website:

Everyone Can Benefit from a Medical Organ Adoption Solution.

Finding high-quality organs in a timely fashion can often be a problem. You can’t buy them for any price legally, and attempts to do so often end in the disasters only afforded by the underground, black market of illicit organs. If you need a lifesaving organ transplant, you have to meet strict, often unfair criteria, and then wait for your turn to come up on the list, regardless of urgency. You might get the pound of flesh you need to continue your life, and you might not.

The Chance to Give Back as Much as You Get

We are a domestic and international adoption agency where parents are free to adopt a child who is a perfect match (up to 18 yrs) for the transplant of one or -more “non-essential” organs to be donated to one of the adopting parents or your own children. Your new son or daughter would give you their heart, if it was possible, but a lung, eye or three feet of intestine might be enough to prove that love. Your new child will give of themselves the same love you will give unto them, only in your case it will be citizenship, food & shelter, education, clothes, a good life with a loving, healthy parent, a college trust fund, and a guaranteed equal share in the family estate as per our standard Medical Adoption Child Trust Agreement.

Testimonials (This is where you run out of the room with your hair on fire…these are actually on their website)…and to think it was traumatic enough when your adoptive parents finally tell you that you were actually adopted…now adopted kids have to deal with the additional trauma of just being a skin sack full of spare parts….sheesh…what a screwed up world we live in.

What our Clients Have To Say

“I couldn’t get to the top of the donor list because of medical situations I live with, so I went through these guys instead, and in less than a month I had a beautiful, new daughter, and the exact intestines I needed to live out the rest of my life. We’re the best of friends now, and she’s attending community college here in town.”
David G.
Palm Beach, Florida.

“Even though I’m in good health, I have a number of health risks and can’t face the risks of long donor lists. My young son from Uzbekistan is smart, ambitious, loving, and young enough that I’m sure to be safe until he turns 18 in 2022.”
Micah J.
Medina, Washington

“My husband and I can’t have a child of our own any more than he could grow a new gal bladder, but since his spleen was already gone, our options were limited. A friend recommended this company, and within just two months we had a loving baby to fix our lives forever.”
Dory J.
Aspen, Colorado.

~ by Running Rooster on May 7, 2008.

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