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Word Manglers —We all know one.

In the case of our family, you could actually know a few of them. I would like to dedicate this compilation as a Greatest Hits of the best word-mangling ever created at Cottonwood Farm. Because there have been so many that have already taken place, it will take some time to recall them all for inclusion into the list. I will give you the mangled word or phrase and next to it, an attempt to interpret what was meant to be said.

So, without further delay….  here ’tis:

       Mangle                            Contributor             Translation

1.    Lizard of Bob                         Ethan                       “Wizard of Oz”

2.    PennykinOH-tay                 Nisha                        Pineknot

3.    Nacho Man                            Ethan                       Macho Man

4.    Dark Maul /              Adam/Ethan                       Darth Maul 
        Dark Vader                                                             Darth Vader

5.    Star Worlds                           Ethan                        Star Wars

6.    Donimoe                                Adam                        Dominoe

7.    Coach Potato                         Adam                        Couch Potato

8.    Printzel                                  Adam                        Pretzel

9.    Grill                                        Adam                        Girl

More to be added soon…